- I was sick so i couldn’t do it.
- I was very tired and i fell asleep.
- My dog ate my books because it was so hungry.
- My room got burnt.
- A bomb exploded in our house.
- A tree fell on our house.
- I missed the last bus in the afternoon.
- My house was blown away by a hurricane.
- I was robbed by a gang.
- A tornado destroyed our house.
- My mum was in hospital.
- We had a party last night.
- I went camping in the bush.
- I didn’t have time to do it.
- I had to go to sleep early .
- It accidently fell into the washing.
- We were robbed last night and the police came over.
- I couldn’t find my book in the morning.
- Water spilled onto my homework and i had to dry it and it still isn’t dry.
- I put my homework book into the wrong bag.
- I left it at my mums workplace.
- I accidently forgot to do it.
- Watched too much tv and forgot to do my homework.
- Friends invited us to dinner till very late.
- I didn’t feel like doing it .
- I went to a sleepover party.
- Our car was stolen.
- An alien stole my homework book.
- It accidently fell into the rubbish bin.
- My mum made me do something else so I didn’t do my homework.
- We were celebrating Christmas.
- Had a long finding of my friends missing dog.
- I couln’t find my pencil case.
- The roof caved in after a storm and the fire brigade had to help us.
- There was no electricity, basically a blackout.
- Got in trouble and was unable to reach my homework from my room as my bag was outside.
- I was too busy reading a interesting book.
- Santa Claus came to visit.
- I had a four hour doctor appointment beside waiting for one hour.
- I got a trip to mars from some aliens.
- Almost passed away yesterday night, I had to go onto a ventilator.
- I found the infamous Oslama Bin Laddin.
- I discovered where my brothers ghost was.
- Jesus came down from Heaven to visit me and talk to me about being a christian.
- Our house was suddenly full of rats.
- I had a really, really, really long dinner.
- I was so tires from school that i fell asleep when i arrived home.
- Had six other projects due and had to do tutoring homework.
- I saw the toothfairy when she came to change my tooth into a dollar coin.
- Ruldoph the red nose reindeer took me for a ride in the air.
- King Arthurs ghost appeared in front of me and we talked fo hours.
- Harry Potter somehow appeared in my bedroom when he used the teleportation powder.
- I accidently did something bad and was taken to the police station.
- Discovered thousansds of dead birds in our backyard.
- I was taken to Springfield by Bart Simpson.
- I found out that my dog was actulally Selby the only talking dog in the world.
- I went to DisneyLand and fell of a rollercoaster and had to go to hosptital.
- I had a brain tuma and almost passed away.
- Got too excited seeing myself on the tv and almost fainted of excitement.
- Too addicted to jokes. What weapon was most feared by medieval knights? Can openers…..haha…….get it!!!
- An angel took me to heaven to see what it looked like.
- A devil took my soul away and i turned evil for 6 hours before going normal.
- I was taken to Hogwarts by Buckbeek.
- The CIA took mt to become a new detective.
- My chicken pecked my work to shreds when i was not looking.
- I was taken to the world of Ultraman.
- I had a really long basketball game from the afternoon after school.
- I watched too much comedy shows and laughed too much and fell asleep.
- Went to the world of OZ in my dreams.
- I was transformed into a mutated slug.
- Too busy tidying up my room to make it really clean.
- My house was smashed by rhinoes and elephants which warped in from africa.
- I was too busy studying for the Selectives.
- Didn’t have any pages left in my homework book and i didn’t have any paper.
- My little brother and sister kept on annoying me.
- I locked my book into my locker and i can’t find the key.
- A kangaroo with bad eyesight thought it was her baby and took it away.
- I realised that Garfield was my pet cat.
- A wombat ate my homework book because it tasted like grass.
- I had to go overseas for one day.
- I had no idea how to do the questions.
- Too concentrated on my new mobile phone.
- We were moving houses.
- I had to go to my friends house for a very long time.
- Our petrol from the car ran out on the was home from school
- We had a very bad car accident.
- I found a stack of money and spent on lots of stuff all night.
- My uncle came over to stay and he talked to me for so long.
- I found the beanstalk which Jack had climded.
- I was busy playing strategie word games on the internet.
- The pages of my book stuck together.
- I saw a komodo dragon in my backyard an my bag was outside in my backyard with the komodo dragon.
- I had a awfully long swimming lesson.
- I had to go overseas to see my aunti cause she was in her deathbed.
- I had to do a lot of chores for my mum cause she was too busy.
- I had to go to HOLLYWOOD to star in a movie.
- We went to a pub with my parents because i had to.
- A rainforest just appeared in my backyard and over the house.
- Lots of parrots just appeared in my room.
- My uncles pet monkey stole my book.
- I lost my homework book down a wombat hole.
101 excuses for late homework from Doggymandude
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